Dogs Wearing Glasses

By request of Joanne Wing I am reviewing Dogs Wearing Glasses. As a concept I quite like it, it humanises the Canine and gives it a certain intelligence. Something you wouldn't find in your average Alsatian. The above pooch was passed to me by Laura Coates. It seems to me that these glasses will not be helpful to him, they are quite poor in the style stakes and I find the rims a touch too large. 7/10

This particular picture I have to admire. It revolutionises the idea of Dogs Wearing Glasses and makes quite an amusing face. Anything with an anus for a mouth will have terrible breath though. 4/10

I do like this one. This Jack Russell looks very intelligent and has the vibe of a well educated older gentleman. I can imagine him watching The Antiques Road Show and wearing tweed. I suspect he has a harem of young lovers. 8/10

I saved the best till last. This appeals because it will keep the sun out of his goggly eyes and lets be honest, he looks bloody happy about life. 9/10

In conclusion I am very supportive of Dogs Wearing Glasses but I don't think that there will ever be a Veterinary Optician that prescribes them so I wonder if this whole review has been an utter waste of time. What I will happily say though is that this is a strong concept that I am sure will be playing a larger role in my future.

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