Too long, too warbly, far too depressing, far too long.
Like a breathy pervert learing over your shoulder this horrible bit of music has ruined my Sunday.
If you were out until quarter to 3 I would double bolt the door Russell.
2/10
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Russell Brands cover of When I'm 64
Too long, too warbly, far too depressing, far too long.
Like a breathy pervert learing over your shoulder this horrible bit of music has ruined my Sunday.
If you were out until quarter to 3 I would double bolt the door Russell.
2/10
Dogs Wearing Glasses
By request of Joanne Wing I am reviewing Dogs Wearing Glasses. As a concept I quite like it, it humanises the Canine and gives it a certain intelligence. Something you wouldn't find in your average Alsatian. The above pooch was passed to me by Laura Coates. It seems to me that these glasses will not be helpful to him, they are quite poor in the style stakes and I find the rims a touch too large. 7/10
This particular picture I have to admire. It revolutionises the idea of Dogs Wearing Glasses and makes quite an amusing face. Anything with an anus for a mouth will have terrible breath though. 4/10
I do like this one. This Jack Russell looks very intelligent and has the vibe of a well educated older gentleman. I can imagine him watching The Antiques Road Show and wearing tweed. I suspect he has a harem of young lovers. 8/10
I saved the best till last. This appeals because it will keep the sun out of his goggly eyes and lets be honest, he looks bloody happy about life. 9/10
In conclusion I am very supportive of Dogs Wearing Glasses but I don't think that there will ever be a Veterinary Optician that prescribes them so I wonder if this whole review has been an utter waste of time. What I will happily say though is that this is a strong concept that I am sure will be playing a larger role in my future.
I prefer Chimpanzee's Smoking as a rule.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
FRIEND REVIEW - Chris Stennett
The idea of reviewing a friend using a Pie Chart is that they will never be able to say 'You said that I am...' so hopefully I should avoid losing any friendships. This was suggest by Francesco Padormo, so please find attached 'Chris Stennett in Pie Chart Form'.
What Sort Of Thing Shall I Review (Suggestions Welcome)
I intend to review and discuss a multitude of things in this blog.
They will all fall loosely into a few categories that you will find listed below.
1) Music (songs, albums, live shows, bands)
2) Sport (sports, venues, matches/games, goals)
3) People (actors, musicians, sports people, friends, celebrities, chavs)
4) Animals (of all types)
5) Foods (of all types)
6) Places (anything, anywhere)
7) Alcohol (anything I can drink, I can review)
8) Nights Out (where is good, where is bad)
9) Stupid Idea's (of which I have plenty)
10) Other things (I haven't thought of yet)
As well as reviews I will also post things that I like.
Tonight for my first review I think I shall write a detailed piece about something I know well, the Caipirinha.
I imagine with time my writing shall improve, so please don't judge me to harshly else I may be forced to write a very critical piece about you.
They will all fall loosely into a few categories that you will find listed below.
1) Music (songs, albums, live shows, bands)
2) Sport (sports, venues, matches/games, goals)
3) People (actors, musicians, sports people, friends, celebrities, chavs)
4) Animals (of all types)
5) Foods (of all types)
6) Places (anything, anywhere)
7) Alcohol (anything I can drink, I can review)
8) Nights Out (where is good, where is bad)
9) Stupid Idea's (of which I have plenty)
10) Other things (I haven't thought of yet)
As well as reviews I will also post things that I like.
Tonight for my first review I think I shall write a detailed piece about something I know well, the Caipirinha.
I imagine with time my writing shall improve, so please don't judge me to harshly else I may be forced to write a very critical piece about you.
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